* Three fat guys to go to jail for killing a labourer – They wont be fat for long…if you know what I mean.
* A crazy woman used angels to write a book of 500 pages – Yes, and I have a knob like a donkey
* A multiple rape case was postponed – Allegedly as the accused wasn’t quite finished.
* A gay man gives his boyfriend a little head – A little head of a small dog.
She was a lesbian, I swear.