* No one misses striking workers – They are doing more now than they did when they were supposed to not be striking.
* A driver kills Springbok in accident – There will be huge kak if it was a Springbok ‘of colour’ as there are so few of them anyway.
* Winy Madikazelamealelea denied entry into Canda – As they have children there, and she isn’t well known for caring for kids…
* The health Minister pulls out of AIDS conference – An open notice to the Health Minister, “respect is earned not commanded.”
* English women like chocolate more than having sex with English men – Have you seen English men? Well have you seen English women for that matter? It’s a vicious circle!