* Nurses face the sack – They never face my sack no matter how much I ask.
* Police Commissioner asked why his best friend could sell drugs – Again?
* Doctors hired on colour of skin – What next? Politicians forcing certain players into the rugby team?
* Zimbabwe has no bricks – And even if they did, they have no one who knows how to lay them. I tried laying a brick once – ow!
* Richard Branson announced an honouree elder in Kenya – And this on the wake of his offer to purchase the country.