* Eskom wants more money – Much more money moo wa haha haha haha give us your money. Or we’ll leave you in the dark…oh wait we’re doing that already.
* Bad Brad takes his organisation to the big time by offering bribes to politicians – How else will people ever hang around him?
* The Dutch launch organ donation reality show – They always do everything first those bloody Dutch!
* Nigeria has a new President!! – Do you think HE can stop the 411 scam e-mails I keep getting?
* The World Wildfire Organisation is having it’s annual conference – On the slopes of Table Mountain…