* Three fat guys to go to jail for killing a labourer – They wont be fat for long…if you know what I mean.
* A crazy woman used angels to write a book of 500 pages – Yes, and I have a knob like a donkey
* A multiple rape case was postponed – Allegedly as the accused wasn’t quite finished.
* A gay man gives his boyfriend a little head – A little head of a small dog.
She was a lesbian, I swear.
Much Respect!
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* A woman who stared into the sun went blind – Strange that.
* A robber lost his arms in ATM robbery – How the hell did he carry the money away? Ha Ha. Good.
* Police give up search fro wanted criminal after finding him in jail – How the hell did he get in there? Did he come for a meal and a drink?
* The Comrades moved to a Monday – So as to stop the unnecessary deaths.
I’m a Creep.
Much Respect!
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* Moderate drinker and Racist Jake White lashes out – Or is it just a campaign to get him fired?
* The Bushmen look forward to a wetland intervention in the Kalahari – Great now they have to get used to another climate. They just keep evolving these crazy Bush people.
* Japanese people complain about being attacked by crazy f***ing ducks – As restaurants open to provide fresh duck and racoons.
* Paris Hilton is back in jail – I hope she turns lesbian and makes a video and sells it. Oh it’s so moist in Paris this time of year.
That is insane.
Much Respect!
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* No one misses striking workers – They are doing more now than they did when they were supposed to not be striking.
* A driver kills Springbok in accident – There will be huge kak if it was a Springbok ‘of colour’ as there are so few of them anyway.
* Winy Madikazelamealelea denied entry into Canda – As they have children there, and she isn’t well known for caring for kids…
* The health Minister pulls out of AIDS conference – An open notice to the Health Minister, “respect is earned not commanded.”
* English women like chocolate more than having sex with English men – Have you seen English men? Well have you seen English women for that matter? It’s a vicious circle!
Much Respect!
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* Nurses face the sack – They never face my sack no matter how much I ask.
* Police Commissioner asked why his best friend could sell drugs – Again?
* Doctors hired on colour of skin – What next? Politicians forcing certain players into the rugby team?
* Zimbabwe has no bricks – And even if they did, they have no one who knows how to lay them. I tried laying a brick once – ow!
* Richard Branson announced an honouree elder in Kenya – And this on the wake of his offer to purchase the country.
Much Respect!
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* Eskom wants more money – Much more money moo wa haha haha haha give us your money. Or we’ll leave you in the dark…oh wait we’re doing that already.
* Bad Brad takes his organisation to the big time by offering bribes to politicians – How else will people ever hang around him?
* The Dutch launch organ donation reality show – They always do everything first those bloody Dutch!
* Nigeria has a new President!! – Do you think HE can stop the 411 scam e-mails I keep getting?
* The World Wildfire Organisation is having it’s annual conference – On the slopes of Table Mountain…
Much Respect!
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