* Rugby Fever as the Bulls got to Durban to get their asses whipped – Those Dutchmen don’t realise that Blue blood is Inbred.
* A rapist in Johannesburg has been described as “Pretty horny”– Why didn’t he just wank a lot like the rest of us?
* Cows and cats eat everything – I never trusted cows anyway – they’re different colours; messing with the system, playing both sides. And their poo’s are always runny, what’s that about?
* Chinese couple have a second child!!! – The horror! Now they must be condemned to hell and burn with all communists and gays.
* Madonna is a midget.
Much Respect!






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