Entries from May 2007
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* Rugby Fever as the Bulls got to Durban to get their asses whipped – Those Dutchmen don’t realise that Blue blood is Inbred.
* A rapist in Johannesburg has been described as “Pretty horny”– Why didn’t he just wank a lot like the rest of us?
* Cows and cats eat everything – I never trusted cows anyway – they’re different colours; messing with the system, playing both sides. And their poo’s are always runny, what’s that about?
* Chinese couple have a second child!!! – The horror! Now they must be condemned to hell and burn with all communists and gays.
* Madonna is a midget.
Much Respect!
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* Rugby rocked by scandal as Watson selected – Is it coz he’s not white or because his white Dad played for the coloureds? No one knows anymore.
* Gay Prison Cells to be introduced – To ensure the comprehensive spread of AIDS, coz that’s how it spreads. By Gays.
* Children whose hearts were operated on by volunteers are not looking so good – It never said the volunteers had to be actual Doctors.
* Portuguese Man Quizzed on whereabouts of
* French people moan to much and are smelly.
Much Respect!
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* A Mother has whipped a 15 year old to death – What happened to, ‘To within an inch of your life?’ – Now it’s the whole way.
* Everyone in Kenyan Air Crash Dead – What? Everyone? How could this happen, everyone dying when a gigantic lump of metal falls at terminal velocity from 30 000 feet? How?
* An ex – girlfriend bewitches former boyfriends’ pants.
* Backstage cast hang out Back Stage – As the show is cancelled as it has always been a steaming heap of shit with only the cast and close family watching. (under duress).
* Be quiet or I will kill your bunny.
Much Respect!
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* Helen Zille the new Hardly Opposition Leader – And we thought they were going to elect a woman? …
* The JHB Marathon deemed a success – Almost no crime was reported during the event… does that mean to the runners, or because they were runners?
* The National Sea Rescue Institute kept busy by drowning people – Surely people should know if they could swim or not…
* Breaking News! Breaking News! Zooma is now a priest – HIV + Choir Boys watch out!
* Paris Hilton excited about upcoming movie to be shot in jail.
Much Respect!
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* Seals, Dolphins and other birds die after listening to Afrikaans music – Exactly, I also felt sick after listening to Dozi the other day. I actually vomited.
* A crazed US gunman kills people in a shop called Target – Well now…whose fault is that? Will it hold up in court? Americans kill babies in Microwaves you know.
* A vampire has been killed in South America – Those bloody vampires are everywhere, I’m sick of them.
* Breaking News! Breaking News! Kryptonite has been discovered – Superman had better watch out…now if I could just find his Ice Palace.
* Prince William turns out gay and bald like Mark Knopfler.
Much Respect!
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