170 JMSN South African Muslims Targeted

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* South African Muslims feel they are being targeted – A leisure camp where weapons and combat training are taught has been accused of being a terrorist training camp. Puhleeeeze!

* The DA’s Jack Bloom claim that kids think sex is fun – Those sinful little bastards! Sex isn’t fun, it is a chore only used when necessary during procreation. God will punish those devil worshipers who enjoy sex and send them to hell with the Gays.

* Sydney Australia has massive toads – Toads the size of small dogs have been found in Aus by The Australian Toadwatchers Association. Seriously, they have a ‘toadwatchers’ association. Freaky Aussies.

* Zambians complain that they need food – Well I need a blowjob.

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169 JMSN Emmigration Due To Cliff

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* South Africans admit that the biggest reason for emigration is having to listen to Gareth Cliff in the morning – When, when will this torture end?

* Soweto teenager dies trying to surf a train – Well, if he’d taken the time to learn how to swim…

* Excitement in Zimbabwe as Morgan Tsvangarai wins an extreme makeover from Robert Mugabe – Several other opposition members won as well.

* A Russian strip club burns down – Coz Russian strippers are so hot, yeah.

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168 JMSN Afrikaners Upset About Name Changes

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* Afrikaans People Complain about Name Changes – Why do they have to change the names from Afrikaans to Bantu? I can’t even pronounce Maltabelakhumalo. Bastards!

* Another Germiston Teen sodomised – Surely there are enough boys who’d let you do that kind of thing, why choose one who doesn’t want a cock in their bum?

* Patricia DeLille personally charges 29 people with corruption over the Arms deal – Never, and I repeat, never, mess with a coloured. They’ll knife you in a second, and you can’t knock their teeth out. This lady means business.

* Bob Woolmer’s death investigated under suspicious circumstances

* The PAC bordering on Bankruptcy – How you gonna buy your bullets now huh? HaHaHaHa!

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167 JMSN Don’t Call 10111 They’re Watching Porn

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* Don’t phone 10111 whatever you do – They get really pissed off when you interrupt them watching Porn. If you work for the 10111 call centre, get a life and get some self respect you useless son of a bitch.

* A man is to be arrested for a hit and run killing – He was in a car though, and if he was running he would have been easier to catch, so technically, ‘Hit and Run’ is incorrect terminology.

* FAK gets new person – Johan Russouw to head up FAK which is the Fererasie van Afrikaanse Kultuur – whatever, we all know Afrikaners have no culture.

* Koreans promise to stop Nuclear production on April 1st – Seriously they have, no jokes.

* Bob Woolmer dies after Pakistan lost to Ireland – Irish cricketers deny culpability.

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166 JMSN SA A Haven For Terrorists

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* World intelligence communities are concerned about South Africa being a terrorist haven – Terrorists? No. Bt loads of corrupt government officials…Yes, yes…award your brother the tender…yes!

* The Phantom rapist has been sentenced to three years in jail for escaping from jail – But the police officer who took a bribe to let him escape is still a police officer. Can you see this working?

* Mogadishu – Cholera is more effective at depopulating than the American Marines, just ask the Somalis.

* The French have out Harry Potter on a stamp – Proving categorically that the World is on the precipice, Armageddon is only moments away. I love you Mom.

* Mandoza is an absolute knob head

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165 JMSN ANC Told To Give Back Stolen Money

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* ANC told to give stolen money back – “What money? No we never had money, did you have the money? How much money are we talking here? What? Oh I see. Beetroots, potatoes, is it because I is black?”

* Only 150 people marched in protest against crime – That’s coz everybody else was in hospital recovering from being shot/raped/robbed/hijacked, shot & raped, shot, raped, hijacked and robbed or shot robbed, raped and hijacked.

* The first day of the Pick N Pay cycling tour sees over 80 injuries – You see…? Shaving your legs makes you a pussy.

* Poop Poker Pirates now start getting divorced – Well, they certainly have fitted into ‘normal’ society well!!

* Mugabe in another election – The world has started praying together as one for the universal cause of stopping syphilis-riddled mad man Robert Mugabe from running for another election.

Much Respect!

164 JMSN Fidentia Boss Goes Down

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* Justice as Fidentia Boss goes to jail – For a lot of bum sex with poop-poker pirates. That’ll give him time to think about what he did wrong, and learn how to pray for repentance as only Satanists go to Jail.

* The ‘Landlord’ Glen Agliotti robbed – He he he. While serving House Arrest – he has no escape, mond you, nor did Bret Kebble.

* A woman in Cape Town gave birth to an adult – A 7.2 kg human. Holy Crap! She’ll never be satisfied ever again.

* A man was arrested for lying in Limpopo – And no, he didn’t work for the local municipality.

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163 JMSN Zuma Says Crime Is Bad

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* Jacob Zuma says criminals musn’t kill our people – They can do anything, but stop the killing.

* Danny K’s father has been hijacked – Allegedly by a group of people demanding that Danny stops releasing music and NOW dammit, NOW!

* A South African food chain changes its name to Pick N Die – After cancer causes foods were discovered on its shelves.

* Gay people in Sydney commended for not causing trouble with the Police – Is this serious/ Was the Gay Pride march really held inside Sydney? Ha ha ha.

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162 JMSN A New Acting Health Minister

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* Tshwane, we have a new Acting Health Minister – While the old Acting Health Minister is in Hospital.

* An MEC tasked with community safety has been mugged – And our Health Minister is in Hospital, our Police Chief is friends with hardened criminals, our Deputy President was fired for corruption and alleged lesbian rape – is it just me….?

* A new film is claims to sow the burial place of Jesus – At last! After 2000 years of not knowing, humanity can finally rest in the this knowledge.

* An 89kg 8 year0old boy from London is actually a pig in human clothing – Not even the Gay Devil’s would eat him!

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