God Dammit why won’t you suck my balls?

Jou Ma Se News 129 – US provides provides fodder for Terrorists

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In Jou MA Se News Today…

*USA’s 300 millionith citizen born – Terrorists excited about fresh young targets. “We’ll never get through 300 million, but we’ll sure try” – Bin Laden

*Steve Irwins 8 year old daughter – Continues where her Dad left off by sticking her finger up animals bums.

* North Korea - Will kill anyone who tries to mess with them.

* Scientists discover new substance – It can only last 1 1000th of a second before disintegrating, quick hurry.

* The Human race will split in two within one hundred thousand years – Health Minister gives her opinion.

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Good Morning, I trust you also hate the HOV traffic project?

Jou Ma Se News 128 – Chinese Dogs saved

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*Technology combines Mobile and Net – Bringing paedophiles together with victims.

*Health Minister can’t get illness diagnosed – We bring you quotes direct from the Minister.

* Chinese scientists – Have saved rare dogs through cunning mating procedures and by following a strict ‘Stop eating Dog’ diet.

* Entertainment News – Michelle Garforth oooooooh Michelle Garforth.

* Yengeni’s Blog continues.

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Its Friday! Yay just three days until Monday.

JMSN 127 – An Indonesian Dies from Bird Flu

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*Indonesian boys dies from Bird Flu – What a dumb ass.

* Correctional Services Department Releases – The report on the state of the correctional facilities in SA. They are looking after criminals. Criminals should all be killed. There problem solved.

* SA’s chair on the UN Security Council missing – Presumed stolen or given to family member.

* Muslim women in England asked to stop wearing -those things that cover their faces.

* Yengeni’s Blog continues – Tony Yengeni’s karaoke club takes off.

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I am the voice of the people now sit down and shut up!!

Jou Ma Se News 126 – ANC blocked in CT Bid

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* DeLille blocks ANC takeover – Who knew.

* SA Policetry rape – They never get caught and have plenty of helpless victims to choose from..

* Nic Heineieiei voted off Survivor SA – The jews and greeks are off, now the blacks.

* South Korea Defiant – Kim Kakhisbroeks continues to blow shit up. “Suck on cock” he shouts.

* Yengeni’sontinues – Tony Yengeni’s karaoke club takes off.

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The World is coming to an end and What are you doing?

Listening to Jou Ma Se News as the ship goes down!!

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* Manto fights back against critics – And then gets married to a Chinese guy to raise Chihuahuas.

* The Pope cancels purgatory – That way everyone can get into heaven. Response quotes from Jesus Christ and Satan.

* Entertainment News – Michelle Garforth gets honest about her Hotdog.

* North Korean President defends nuclear test - “My country, I can blow what hell I want. Bite me. You think I funny? You funny little man.”

* Tony Yengeni’s Prison Blog Continues – Tony Yengeni’s karaoke club takes off.

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Jou Ma Se News – The news the way it should be!

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* Manto Uses Real Medicine to get better – The most famous potoato and fresh vegetable advocate refuses to take some of her own medicine.

* Madibas new Book – A work of genius, reviewed by Buffels Visagie.

* Burn Victims get together – They talk about how they got burnt, then they show eachother.

* School murders continue – As long as STD 8 pupils are older than the teachers.

* Tony Yengeni’s Prison Blog Continues

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Another Day that you can Kiss my Ass

Master Kungfone spends all his time making stuff that’ll make you laugh! What else is there to do?

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In Jou Ma Se News Today!

* The ANC awards itself the Lotto

* Car crash causes absolute pandemonium in JHB

* Health announces cure for rampant TB

* Gay club collects child porn

* Tony Yengeni’s blog continues…

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Holy Crap We are in Deep Shit!

Hello Kungfans!

What would it take for George W to press the red Button? How about the Koreans having a go at testing nuclear weapons…..

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In JMSN today

* Man steals hand for stripper

* Silicone Tits save woman in car crash – silicone tits rule

* Playboy asks Japanese PM to show his cock

* Tony Yengeni’s Blog continues